Laundry Tip

How to Fold a Shirt

"Perhaps that’s what I feel, an outside and an inside and me in the middle, perhaps that’s what I am, the thing that divides the world in two, on the one side the outside, on the other the inside, that can be as thin as foil, I’m neither one side nor the other, I’m in the middle, I’m the partition. I’ve two surfaces and no thickness, perhaps that’s what I feel, myself vibrating, I’m the tympanum, on the one hand the mind, on the other the world, I don’t belong to either."

The Narrator in Samuel Beckett’s (1906-1989)
The Unnamable, 1958

Laundry Tip

Turn your tee shirts and sweat shirts inside out when you wash them. This will stop pilling which happens from the clothes rubbing together.

"It were better to be eaten to death with a rust than to be scoured to nothing with perpetual motion."

Shakespeare
King Henry IV Part II Act 1 Sc 2

 

"Better to wear out than rust out."

Bishop Cumberland (1632-1718)
as recorded by Boswell in The Tour of the Hebrides

Laundry Tip

For rust stains, squeeze the juice of one lemon on the spot. Sprinkle on some salt and let it set several hours keeping the spot damp with lemon juice. If colorfast, leave in sunlight as this will help the bleaching process. Rinse when the spot has disappeared, and launder according to fabric instructions.

 

- Anecdote -

"Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs at one go."

Truman Capote

 

"I’m an empress.
I wear an apron.
My typewriter writes.
It didn’t break the way it warned.
Even crazy, I’m as nice
as a chocolate bar. "

Anne Sexton (1928­1974), U.S. poet
Live

Laundry Tip

Fact: 600,0000 tons of chocolate are consumed in the world each year, so it’s probably a good idea to know how to remove it should some fall upon you.

Method for removal: Use a dull knife or spoon to remove as much as possible. Rinse the back of the stain with cold water. Rub liquid enzyme detergent into the stain, then soak in cold water for 30 mins or until the stain is loosened. Old, persistent stains may need to be soaked for several hours. Occasionally rub the stain between your thumbs as it soaks. Rinse well and allow to dry. If stain remains, apply laundry presoak and launder.